When Hiro Hiyorimi attempts to rescue a beautiful young woman from certain death, he becomes a dead hero himself! However, because the stunning girl is Hime, daughter of the King of the Monsters, his "reward" is to return as a not-quite-living soldier in her honor guard of horror! This means helping to fight off the army of supernatural monstrosities that Hime's siblings are unleashing against her, hoping to move up the ladder of succession. And if facing off with vampires and zombies isn't bad enough, how can anyone be prepared for the REALLY weird ones, like were-sharks, pandas, and killer dumplings? This sure as hell isn't the afterlife Hiro was hoping for, but the really sad part is that Hime is the good girl in all of this... or at least as close to good as you can come when you're on the wrong side of the gates of hell!