Don Valentino serves as the story's primary antagonist. As a goat, he consumes money for its delicious flavor and subsequently expels it as counterfeit bills that are almost indistinguishable from the originals (except for the addition of his own face). Formerly operating as a mafia boss in Italy, Don Valentino found the Euro's taste too bland after the currency transitioned from the Lira, prompting him to relocate his operations to Japan (it appears that yen banknotes offer the best taste).
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