Putin wears a prison uniform featuring green stripes and the number 541. His ears are tied together, and he is good-natured. Although generally dim-witted, he was passing a test administered by the door with flying colors until he failed to correctly identify the gender of all the chicks, placing the transvestite chick into the female slot instead of the male one. He likes fun but often gets into trouble. An honest laborer, he once missed a day of work due to a hangover and was sentenced to three years in jail as a capitalist agent. However, he enjoys life in prison because of the free food. He was only one day away from release when he followed Kirenenko out of the cell.
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